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Types Of Annoying People You Come Across In Delhi University

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Delhi University is full of different people. Some are smart, some are chill, some are simply amazing; there are a few who are plain ANNOYING. Here are a few types of ‘annoying people in Delhi University’-

1. The Know It All(s)

They keep on blabbing out the entire time about the college’s history, present and future, show off the timetable they got beforehand (a day prior to be precise) just because ‘contacts hain!

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Oh! And not only will they be after your phone number, they will add you in every whatsapp group possible and make your ‘morning’ “GOOD”! with oh-so-many goodmorning messages.

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2. No Earphones Squad

They are those who wait in the classroom for the teacher, with a loud Punjabi song playing at the highest possible volume! Totally into the song, singing along, tapping feet and (un)aware of the fact that everyone is also having fun with them (well, not really!)

“Man use your earphones/headphones please? Think of the poor and senseless people like us who can never reach up till the level of your good music.”

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3. The “Mom Sent Me Here To Get Married

The next thing coming after a ‘hi’ and ‘which college’ would be “do you have a boyfriend?”
And the further conversation depends on this answer of yours.
No: Hey! I’m Rahul. You’re?
Yes: Excuse me? I’m sorry I gotta go. I need to pick up my girlfriend from “MIRANDA”

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4. The Showoffs

Free period?
Let’s go to CP, let’s go to Hauz Khas, let’s go here, let’s go there, we need to check out that bar.

But these are the people who end up going nowhere. (because autowale bhaiyaa was asking for 20 rupees but meter se toh 15 lagta hai)

And also “tere bhai ne Iphone 7+ 256 GB lia hai”

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5. The Loudspeakers

Though she sits in a circle with her bunch of friends but ends up telling the entire college what her boyfriend does, where he lives, what they did last night, what are her future plans , what her PG mate did and almost everything!

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6. Stinky Mouse

The name says it all

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7. The School Kid

She/He wants to answer every damn question in the class. While the right hand is busy taking notes, does all homework on time, waits after the class for everyone to leave so that she/he can have a “PERSONAL TALK” with the teacher about an extra book that can be consulted for the particular subject.

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8. The Noisy Eaters

Normal people eat with their teeth but these people make sure that their lips are involved in chewing as well and hence
Chap-chap-chap-chap-chap-chap

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9. The Devdas Who Can’t Get Over Admissions

This person is probably the loneliest and the saddest on earth

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“Yaar mera bas 0.5% se Stephens reh gaya yaar
Yaar mene na Miranda chodd diya yaar… wahan ke desk were so ewwwhhhh”

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